My grass or my lawn if I am being posh is about as tall as an elephants eye! Honestly I know some where out in the garden lurks a few things. One being a garden bench I saw it about a week ago, it has now nicely blended in with the tall grass.
There are well defined paw paths of our cats leading to various routes and hidey holes. If you are not careful you can walk straight into the pond because that is green as well.
The cats are catching more things, one left a head rat size in my bedroom, so so glad he didn't put on face whilst I was sleeping Godfather style.The other day one cat was playing football in the kitchen with a tiny vole head.
So why hasn't my grass been cut, the lawn mower works, everyone is capable of using the lawn mower but somehow they are always busy or it is raining or to hot. What is the solution get a herd of goats in to eat the grass, yeah right they would leave the grass and eat the plants!
What is the plan then - me - I will have to face the grass myself. Could hire someone but I would get the builders bum guy not the good looking gardeners you see on TV. So thats out unless someone could send round Joe Swift or Alan Titchmarsh a girl can dream......................
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You could hold interviews first, that way you'd get to hand pick your gardener...
ReplyDeleteMMMM you need a fit bronzed guy out there
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